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The young bloke says that to make him laugh he told the donkey his member was bigger than the donkeys.Įveryone sighed and understood how easy that was and why didn't they think of it. The locals beg him to tell them how he has done it as it has cost them a fortune attempting it. The young bloke gets up, throws in his 50 and goes out the back.Ībout a minute later the donkey is crying his eyes out and the young man returns to the bar. The bartender says that they have the same donkey still out the back and seeing as he had made it laugh, the deal was you now had to make it cry but it was a 50 not a 20. He goes up to the bar tender and asks again what the deal is with the drum.
This time he sees a drum overflowing with $50 notes in the middle of the room.
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Within seconds the donkey his laughing its head off.Īs he strolls back inside all the locals ask what he did but he won't say and simply takes the drum full of cash and leaves.ġ0 years goes past and the young bloke decides to pay the pub another visit. The young bloke gets up, throws his 20 into the drum and proceeds out the back. So you simply throw in the $20 and have a go, if the donkey laughs then the drum and its contents are yours. The bartender says that they have a donkey out the back that has never laughed in its life. The bloke asks the bartender what is the go with the drum full of 20's. He soon returns shaking his head disgruntled and sits down.įive more minutes pass when another local does exactly the same. The guy lights a cigarette and says," Easy the first time, I told the Horse that my penis is larger than his, the second time I showed him."Ī bloke walks into a bar in the bush to discover a 44 gallon drum almost overflowing with $20 notes.Ī short while later one of the locals gets up, throws $20 into the drum and walks out the back. The Bartender says."īefore I pay you, You have to tell me what you did to the horse?" The Horse starts rolling on the ground and crying. The guy approaches the Horse and shows him something. The Bartender tells the guy," Let me see you win this one."
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Whoever makes the Horse cry will win P10,000 and free beer from the house. The guy walks into the Bar with a large smile and reads the sign next to the Horse: The guy replies" Of course this is easier money than my career." He takes the P5,000 from the Bartender, drinks a lot of beer.Īs he is about to leave the Bartender ask him, "Will you be back tomorrow when we'll have a new contest?" So this guy whisper something to the horse and the horse rolls over and laughing! The Bartender tells him that whoever makes the horse laugh will win P5,000 and free beer on the house. So a man from Manila comes in and the Bartender looks at him and he ask for a beer and he ask the Bartender about the contest. Whoever will make the horse laugh will win P5,000 and free drinks. There is a Bar in Calumpang who have has a Horse and they have a contest of it.
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